doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 A guy I knew back home had an old Ford pickup with a bad ignition switch. It would turn on and off, but it would not engage the starter. So, he mounted a household light switch on the dash to pull in the starter. Flip it on till the motor starts, then flip it off. Pretty sure he qualified! His handle was "Butterball". Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-531964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post other dog Posted May 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2023 12 hours ago, mechohaulic said: guilty in the first degree. even had the base cut to fit the '77 F-350 Ford hood. glad you didn't specify real red neck if you have the F O R D letters replaced with M A C K. guilty as charged. won't mention the Mack mirrors or the half dogs on fenders; rear mud flaps or 13 speed shift knob. I have a high-low range selector valve off a 10 speed in the pickup🛻 🤣 2 1 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-531965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 If you've ever paid for a 6-pack with pennies... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-531972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tjc transport Posted May 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: If you've ever paid for a 6-pack with pennies... Mehhh. That ain't nuttin. If you ever paid bail with pennies, you may be a redneck.😁 I never used pennies, but I did pos bail for someone using 1 doller bills. The county sheriff was not happy I brought 3,000 one dollar bills. When he asked me if I was being smart-ass, my reply was no sir. But the longer it takes you to count this, the longer he will be in jail and out of trouble. That got a smile from the shriff, and he kept him in for the weekend untill the bank opened to deposit the 3 grand. 1 2 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-531973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 5/26/2023 at 4:51 AM, doubleclutchinweasel said: A guy I knew back home had an old Ford pickup with a bad ignition switch. It would turn on and off, but it would not engage the starter. So, he mounted a household light switch on the dash to pull in the starter. Flip it on till the motor starts, then flip it off. Pretty sure he qualified! His handle was "Butterball". ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my god,,,,,sound like something they would do right here on (MY) street...lol.bob 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post other dog Posted May 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2023 I was talking about my smoker made from an old stove a while back, and I just happened to run across these pictures. That's a couple of Boston butts in it. This picture almost makes me want to find another one...but not quite. 2 2 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 That is awesome.. I just lit my homemade wood cooker.. I have a shoulder all seasoned up. Now if the rain will just go away.. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joey Mack Posted May 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2023 That smoker is awesome!! and Redneck as Hell... I havent cooked over a wood fire in many years.. So I'm new at it again. I do have back-up cooker in case this gets away from me.. and yes.... I got the fire going, and it starts raining... I think it may help a bit, with the fire.. I hope to create great looking meats like you do Tom.. Hope you are having a good weekend, say Hello to Ms. Zina... Jojo 4 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Joey Mack said: That is awesome.. I just lit my homemade wood cooker.. I have a shoulder all seasoned up. Now if the rain will just go away.. Yep, they really do a great job as a smoker. The only disadvantages to them really is that the little fire box doesn't hold much, so you have to add more wood every few minutes, and probably the biggest thing is that most people don't want an old gas or electric range sitting in their back yard. But man do they cook great! 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joey Mack Posted May 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2023 I figured it was a bit of babysittin' and yes to ugly stuff in the yard.. I won't bore us with more pics of my stuff, ,, well maybe 1 more.. redneck tool.. This is my motor grader... homemade 9' blade... I have actually cleared snow off my street with it, up until a neighbor bitched because I made a winrow in front of his rental house... it was less than a foot tall.. 2 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post other dog Posted May 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2023 I cooked these ribs in the barrel Saturday. I cut them up and cooked them on the grate instead of hanging them from the rebar. Last time I cooked ribs I used the hinged grate and hung one rack and cooked the other one on the grate and everybody (everybody meaning Zina) liked the ones I cooked on the grate better. 2 2 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Hell Yeah!!! when I learn how to get a good slow rolling bed of coals I will cook some Babybacks.. I have 2 racks in the freezer.. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joey Mack Posted May 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2023 Well I just pulled the shoulder off the cooker.. It looks good from my view.. it's resting on the stove right now... 170 when I pulled it, figure it will keep cooking and be tender when eatin' time comes.. 🤞 ok time to put the foil cover back on.. 3 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Will be right over with a couple of plates to free load. I haven’t done anything yet but clean the grill but we are three hours behind you. 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 that looks good Joey 1 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Thanks TJC,, It actually was delicious.. I poured my wifes country baked beans with onions over it and ate more than I should have.. I also packed one for my lunch tomorrow at work.. just sayin'.... 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 That looks great! I'd like just a slice or two to put on a bun to sample please. Oh, throw some of those baked beans in the envelope too before you put it in the mailbox. Thanks! 1 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted May 30, 2023 Author Share Posted May 30, 2023 1 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 "If you've ever high-fived someone from a moving vehicle..." 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 If you've ever stirred your coffee with a screwdriver... 1 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 70mackMB Posted June 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2023 (edited) lf you have ever had your wife knit a scarf or sweater for your Mack bulldog. ( Mentioned this for a friend. ) .....Hippy Update! (06-03) Told the Mrs what l posted and she tells me the 35 +/- year old scarf is in a basket behind some papers in the cabinet! WTH! LOL! Have to put it on the MB....... Edited June 3, 2023 by 70mackMB Addition 2 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Heres another one of mine,,, If You ever use a fork lift to 'till your garden.... Youuuu Might Be a Redneck... And I do this,, really... 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 45 minutes ago, Joey Mack said: And I do this,, really... Well hell the forks you have on it would make a good rock rake in the garden! .....Hippy Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 yes they do.. I have 4 more forks,, but i really dont need 8 forks.. Buddy,, I dug a 20' wide by 50' long by 18'' deep duck pond a few years ago.. .. after a few years, I brought the ducks to a cemetary pond and filled it in.. and now my wife just mows the grass.. I cant tell you how many things I do with it.. today after work I picked up my pallet sized raised beds and brought them up front t plant some veggie plants, and then toted them back to the yard to set in the sun and grow.. Just sayin'... I,,,,, Might be a Redneck!! and damn Proud of it.. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 They are very handy and lots of likes fellas. Keep them coming.Bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/72866-you-might-be/page/4/#findComment-532312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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