Joey Mack Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 If you have a Green Bean can zip tied to your fork lift to hold your Beer....... You might be a redneck.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 If any of your wedding gifts required ammunition... 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 If you killed a deer on your honeymoon...but your husband didn't... Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechohaulic Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 15 hours ago, 70mackMB said: lf you have ever had your wife knit a scarf or sweater for your Mack bulldog. ( Mentioned this for a friend. ) .....Hippy guilty (again) . that poor dog on the hood gets cold in winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechohaulic Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 22 hours ago, doubleclutchinweasel said: If you've ever stirred your coffee with a screwdriver... does it make a difference if the screwdriver is a Phillips or straight blade, wondering what class I fall in. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 1 hour ago, mechohaulic said: does it make a difference if the screwdriver is a Phillips or straight blade, wondering what class I fall in. LOL I think one is definitely a bit more sophisticated than the other... 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 philips tip puts a swirl in it, straight blade is used for extra sugar. 1 1 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joey Mack Posted June 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2023 Here it is DCW,,, No B.S. here.. I could go all day long on redneckin' my Moffet Mounty.. I guess I should 'a' put a beer in it for the ''photo -op'' 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Joey Mack said: Here it is DCW,,, No B.S. here.. I could go all day long on redneckin' my Moffet Mounty.. I guess I should 'a' put a beer in it for the ''photo -op'' But probably not a bud light. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Never had NEVER WILL... Miller Lite, when Im in the mood for a beer.. I'm a Lite weight now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 I drink bourbon. But if I want a beer, I usually get a Miller Lite. I’m starting to sound like a redneck version of the Dos Equis guy! “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do…” LOL! 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjc transport Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 miller lite.... yuck!!! if i drink beer, it is Pabst Blue Ribbon. 1 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 If I'm drinking beer, it's Shiner Bock. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 40 minutes ago, tjc transport said: if i drink beer, it is Pabst Blue Ribbon. There's no place that l'd rather be than right here with my "Rednecks, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer!" Thank you Johnny Russell" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 70mackMB Posted June 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2023 You might be a female Redneck when............... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Oh My Sufferin' Christ !!!!! too much to comment on.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark T Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Joey Mack said: Oh My Sufferin' Christ !!!!! too much to comment on.. I know..... she's hot right ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Mack Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Yeah Mark.... That's it............ 🤮 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark T Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 I actually burst out laughing at that one. And just think, the (manshed) sticker probably has some meaning we're not aware of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 Johnny Russel...the RCA blimp! One hell of a great singer. God rest his soul. "Catfish John". "Rednecks, White Socks & Blue Ribbon Beer". "The Baptism of Jesse Taylor". And a host of other songs and covers. 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70mackMB Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Mark T said: And just think, the (manshed) sticker probably has some meaning we're not aware of. Found it! lt's on Facebook. .....Hippy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 Joey, you just beat us all with your redneck. Blue ribbon can oooooooooooo I meant to say vegetables. I was just sitting here wondering how many rednecks are using side bys for a wedding getaway car with a camo ball cap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 And yes TJ I’ve got my stash 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doubleclutchinweasel Posted June 5, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 5, 2023 "If your yard sales have an adult section..." 2 1 Quote "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 On 6/3/2023 at 11:11 AM, Joey Mack said: Never had NEVER WILL... Miller Lite, when Im in the mood for a beer.. I'm a Lite weight now.. Me too. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.