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5 hours ago, mechohaulic said:

don't they all . nobody tells me nuttan . LOL . after a long day (retired????) these red neck post are the best. THANK YOU for starting them. could we all vote for jeff foxworthy as pres. 

Ron White or Bill Engvall for VP?

Either way, they get my vote!

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Jeff is the man!  But some of the funniest ones we make up ourselves.

If you think a "seven course meal" is a six-pack and a 'possum...

If you can name more than 20 NASCAR champions but only 5 presidents...

If your car is constantly riding on more than 2 mini spares...

 

 

 

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On 8/3/2023 at 10:31 AM, doubleclutchinweasel said:

If the value of your truck varies with the gas gauge...

I know the feeling.

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I just got back from Gladys in it. It runs like a top, just smooth as a sewing machine, and starts immediately too. But we just don't need it.

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I'm curious, but it's really none of my business....  What is that Blue Oval worth???  I'm at $4,000.00  But really don't know..  It looks like a good truck to have for going to the hardware giants and the scrap yard, and the landscaping yards to get stone or mulch, etc:...  anyway..  someone is gonna get a good work truck.. Jojo

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2 hours ago, Joey Mack said:

I'm curious, but it's really none of my business....  What is that Blue Oval worth???  I'm at $4,000.00  But really don't know..  It looks like a good truck to have for going to the hardware giants and the scrap yard, and the landscaping yards to get stone or mulch, etc:...  anyway..  someone is gonna get a good work truck.. Jojo

I'll put a case of Hamm's in the back and drive it on down to Colfax for you if you want it.

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