ajt3138 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 a chicken and a horse that lived on a farm were out walkin one day. the horse went thru a soft spot in the field and started sinking. he begged the chicken to go back to the farm and get the farmer to bring his tractor and pull him out before he sunk any farther. so the chicken races back to the house but the farmer was gone with the tractor. so the chicken sees the farmers harley in the garage. he grabs a rope and the harley and speeds back to the field. he drives around the hole until the rope is within reach of the horse. he manages to pull the horse free from the quicksand hole. the next day the chicken and the horse are out walking again and this time the chicken gets too close to a big mud hole and gets stuck in the middle. he begs the horse to help him since he saved the horse the day before. so the horse straddles the hole with his four legs and lets down his horse dong. the chicken asks," what do you want me to do with that?" the horse says just grab hold and i will get you out. so the chicken grabs hold cuz he doesnt see any other way out and the horse picks him out of the mudhole. the moral of the story: if you have a long dong you dont need a harley to pick up chicks. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/9773-a-chicken-a-horse-and-a-harley/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopar Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 now vthat is funny a chicken and a horse that lived on a farm were out walkin one day. the horse went thru a soft spot in the field and started sinking. he begged the chicken to go back to the farm and get the farmer to bring his tractor and pull him out before he sunk any farther. so the chicken races back to the house but the farmer was gone with the tractor. so the chicken sees the farmers harley in the garage. he grabs a rope and the harley and speeds back to the field. he drives around the hole until the rope is within reach of the horse. he manages to pull the horse free from the quicksand hole. the next day the chicken and the horse are out walking again and this time the chicken gets too close to a big mud hole and gets stuck in the middle. he begs the horse to help him since he saved the horse the day before. so the horse straddles the hole with his four legs and lets down his horse dong. the chicken asks," what do you want me to do with that?" the horse says just grab hold and i will get you out. so the chicken grabs hold cuz he doesnt see any other way out and the horse picks him out of the mudhole. the moral of the story: if you have a long dong you dont need a harley to pick up chicks. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/9773-a-chicken-a-horse-and-a-harley/#findComment-36868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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