Truck Driver Vs. Lawyer

[Double L]

A lawyer and a truck driver are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that truck driver are so dumb that he could put one over on them easily...so the lawyer asks the truck driver if he would like to play a fun game.

The truck driver is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." he says.

This catches the truck driver's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"

The truck driver doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the truck driver's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the truck driver and hands him $500. The truck driver pockets the $500. and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the truck driver up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The truck driver reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. and goes back to sleep.

Don't mess with us tuck drivers!!

Remember, out of each graduating class of lawyers, 50% graduated at the top and the other 50% at the bottom of the class.